Just Call Me Captain Hook

"I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth." Well thats a lie cause I am not saying how I broke the main joint in my right pinky finer. 1. Its embarrassing 2. I flat out refuse. Anyways, the real adventure is how I had a metal bar put through my finger, my life was split into every fifteen minutes, a soldier told me I was HIS hero,  I became a live version Captain Hook, and  I never realized how strong I was until I broke a bone.

When it's clear that you broke something- go to the hospital. However, what did I do? Well I had planned to go to Stuttgart with a couple of friends, so did I go to the hospital? Should I and did I are two very different questions. Years in volleyball taught me to tape the fingers together, but with an early start to Stuttgart and not having any tape I decided to wrap it with the only thing I had.... present ribbon.  The word your looking for, the lady at the pharmacy was thinking, and I will just give to you is stupid. Not the brightest idea I've ever had in any means. Thinking Stuttgart was going to be my adventure, three days later I went to the hospital and the REAL adventure began!

Memorable quotes I heard during the time of the broken finger:

" Well you just bought yourself an operation. Would you like to take a seat?"

After having an x-ray I heard this and nearly fell on the doctor. My first operation and it was in another country, language, and under anesthesia. Woah is me.


"Are you wiggly" "Excuse me?" "Are you squirmish" "Yes" "Okay we are putting you under"

This was the doctor's way of asking if I should get anesthesia or not. Wouldn't everyone be wiggly if they saw doctors drilling a metal bar through your finger? But on the bright side best 20 minutes of sleep ever.

" Its a rather large cast for such a small finger just do you know"
It wasn't a cast, it was a claw. ***Side note- if anyone ever gets this contraption you will hear people say "the clawww" like the little aliens from Toy Story. It's funny the first time. It's funny the second time. The third week in you will create a laugh that hopefully sounds genuine but is really as fake as can be.*** Moving on, I felt like Robocop, Bionic Woman, and Captain Hook all put together for 6 weeks. Longest. Six Weeks. Ever. But it really did make sense and I'm so glad I did in the long run. I'll explain the picture: There is a metal bar going through my finger. Looped on is a rubber band string that connects to "the claw." Every fifteen minutes I would move the band all the way up and then all the way down making it so my finger and joint wouldn't be stiff and would be forced to bend. Now having it off I have barely any stiffness and have about 95% mobility. Thank god that I broke a bone in a city with the alps- these doctors have seen so many injuries they are absolutely brilliant. For twenty minutes and shower time I could take it off and sleepy time I wouldn't have to move it. Not going to lie I took the longest showers those six weeks.

"What did you talk to that man about?" "We talked about how I now look like bionic woman" "Well you just joked about your freakish pinky to a 4-star general"

When you refuse to take time off and work with setting tables and cashiering with a claw-people are going to ask you questions, look at you with wide eyes, children will hide behind their parents in fear,etc so have your jokes at the ready. And people will tell you all about their broken boned stories and in a weird way they are truly trying to make  you feel better. However, did they have to have a claw? Probably not, so thanks for trying but no such luck. One soldier actually told me I was his hero for putting up with the claw, I asked him if he was in battle during his contract, he said yes......ummm okay nice compliment but he's the real hero.

" If I were you I would just hide my face for three months"
Said in a joking manner, but the thought did cross my mind every once in a while. Especially during that last week. Especially.

" Well look at it this way you can have a pinky party at the end of this" "Well sure, all right then, I guess that makes it all worth it."
I have the best family ever. I told my mom this quote and when I got the claw off a couple days later a box arrived for me. Inside was candy wrapped in PINK paper, party supplies, and movies. Best. family. ever.

"So are you ready to have that cast off? Hold on let me get my pliers from downstairs"" Wait don't  you put me under- I'm wiggly!" "No we are just going to pull the bar out right now."

But seriously that is what was said. The claw came off a week early (due to my rigorous attitude to the every fifteen minute rule I'm sure). He came back with his pliers (honest to god pliers!) squeezed my finger really hard, and literally pulled the metal bar out in about 5 seconds. Sometimes all you need is 5 seconds of insane, crazy courage. Thats it. Within five seconds my six weeks of complete physical and mental exhaustion was done.

All in all I have learned that I am stronger than I ever gave myself credit for- both physically and mentally. Humor will help you through anything so ya when it all happened the first few days I took many naps, ate a lot of ice cream, and drank a lot of wine. After that I picked myself up, laughed at my stupidity, put on a smile, and constantly joked for 6 weeks. The thing is life can always get worse. When things get bad you will be surprised and touched by how many people will constantly help you and keep you upbeat through it all. So all in all you have the choice when things go bad to either make yourself miserable or motivated. It's your choice. To quote Monty Python's Spamelot- "Always look on the bright side of life." Always look on the bright side of life- it makes life a lot easier and worth it. I pinky promise you that. This quote is so true about when something bad happens. As said by Forrest Gump-shit happens. But life goes on.